Steven Colbert is beloved by republicans and democrats alike (due to his ambiguous and ironically over-conservative character on the Colbert Report); in that way, he symbolizes an America united, the very contents of the American Dream...or rather, the "Americone" Dream. The contents of this Americone Dream are vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle-cone pieces and caramel swirl. The dream has never been sweeter. Of course, leave it to Colbert to revel in callous self-promotion as he proceeds to eat his own flavor on the program. Then again he does have a reoccuring segment on the show called "Thought For Food." Gluttony, it is so routinely demonstrated, is none other than the American way.